the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend by chipoltly June 22, 2019

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1 percenter

Somebody who is less than one tenth Indian, Asian, black, Hispanic, or anything else trying to be a part of the club.

Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.

1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.

Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.

1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.

1 percenter by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

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Perfect_Saiyan-Zizou~

For Dragonball Fans.
A Saiyan, with the power of the fully powered cell (Perfect Cell), along with a Saiyans blood.

Man, that Perfect_Saiyan can really play dodgeball

Perfect_Saiyan-Zizou~ by Lorne Richardson May 28, 2003

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Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise by Iri$$ January 11, 2009