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one second 

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.
Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
one second by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

one bitch syndrome 

in comfort of being the head bitch in charge , second to no bitch no side no baby momma no duck bitch .
If you talk to multiple women leave her alone she have one bitch syndrome
one bitch syndrome by Thirdyy September 30, 2020

One addition

One addition is known as the better, most popular name of the band one direction,
a band formed with Louis Tomlinson (aulso often referred at as Lewis or Tommo the tease), Harry Styles (or Harold), Niall Horan (Nialler), Liam Payne (Lime or Lima whatever you prefer) and Zayn Malik (aulso known as Zen Milk).
The band has in total 3 names:
-one direction
-one subtraction

-one addition
Interviewer: One addition will be performing live!
Louis: Give it up for One addition!!!
The fans: woooohooooo !!!(they loved the new name)
Louis with yet another great name: One subtraction!
Fans: wooohooooo!
One addition by Oneadditioner November 10, 2020

One Fifth 

one part of five. 20% of something
"Don't tell me you're about to drink all that?!?"
"Nah G, only one fifth"
One Fifth by AsiAce December 5, 2020

One Direction

One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.

One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.

After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.

A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?

Directioner: One Direction.

Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.

Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*

Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
One Direction by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning back to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are ruined.
One-armed Greedy by M. Erectus January 9, 2021