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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.
I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.
by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008
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Duke on the Boat Activist

the biggest chads in the sea of theives community that want duke on the boat and hate pve whiners
man, he is such a chad, he's a Duke on the Boat Activist
by robloxsex22 November 5, 2021
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Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018
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Mud Boat

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.
by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022
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BOAT

BOAT is and acronym for Bops Of All Time such as movies, songs, and media that deserve such praise.
"Damn Say It Ain't So is a BOAT"
by The machine that runs on vodka October 21, 2018
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Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male
Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine
by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025
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