To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.
by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021
Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See bad beat
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See bad beat
Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005
by Justin Washington January 22, 2008
A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.
I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel
by Happy beater August 13, 2010
by Greenguy420 February 04, 2015
by A-Bomb TGN July 21, 2005
The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.
by fatboyhaley August 28, 2008