Elton John

An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.

I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.

by ChewbaccaLikesMyCocka June 5, 2015

Poor John

A term used in old literature such as "Romeo and Juliet"
It defines a small penis that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as 'biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful penis.

"Yo dude, did you see the poor john on Gary in the showers today. It's like a raisen!"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 21, 2005

john wayne

during oral sex the man removes his member from the girl's mouth and slaps her across the face with it

The girl was going way too slow to get me off so I gave her a john wayne across the face.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.

John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.

by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008

John Hock

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.

John Hock is DTF

by john hock is hot November 2, 2008

john travolta

worthless scientologist scumbag

John Travolta practices scientology and needs to be punished for his sins

by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 21, 2005