hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.

Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.

by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013

Hot pocket

Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket

"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"

by Carlosr420 January 12, 2017

Pocket Trapped

Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.

"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"

by doorstopnazuums December 3, 2011

Car Pocket

Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.

When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.

by bokbok April 15, 2021

Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla July 23, 2010