by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016
 Get the jerking outmug.
Get the jerking outmug. Jerk is the third derivative of position with respect to time and respectively second derivative of velocity.
Is at least the acceleration of the expansion of the universe constant. And if not, is its jerk constant.
by Saposto November 30, 2016
 Get the Jerkmug.
Get the Jerkmug. by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024
 Get the jerk floatmug.
Get the jerk floatmug. Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
 Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug.
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug. A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
 Get the Jerk wipemug.
Get the Jerk wipemug. jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.
Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.
by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018
 Get the Jerkmug.
Get the Jerkmug. by DNAGuy June 7, 2024
 Get the jerk n a jarmug.
Get the jerk n a jarmug.