New Zealand

A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.
Person 1 - Where should I go for my holiday?

Person 2 - New Zealand, Obviously
by Charlotte 432 January 09, 2019
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New Orleans

Them gotta know how to swim cause when it rains it floods
Hey tom lets go to new orleans

Tom: hell no nigga i cant swim
by Tom from state farm June 22, 2018
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sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.
Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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New Hampshire

The state where everybody is a pothead, yet marijuana is illegal.

The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.

The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.

The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.

The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.
"New Hampshire is full of gun toting hippies and weed smoking grannies."
by christboygenius August 13, 2021
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New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.
Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
by Hodor76 February 09, 2017
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new wheels

when you get a new skates fresh out of the box
man your new wheels look sick
by fresh out the box September 03, 2018
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New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.
New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 12, 2023
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