A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.
by Charlotte 432 January 09, 2019
by Tom from state farm June 22, 2018
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
The state where everybody is a pothead, yet marijuana is illegal.
The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.
The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.
The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.
The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.
The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.
The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.
The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.
The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.
by christboygenius August 13, 2021
Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
by Hodor76 February 09, 2017
by fresh out the box September 03, 2018
New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.
New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 12, 2023