by Quackkkkerrrssss February 24, 2011
He is being such a muffin pants!
by DrBobSmith March 03, 2012
Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.
by ghettosteve August 15, 2008
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
by Turdmuffincreator November 09, 2018
The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 16, 2010
Person one :"Carolina just dumped Trent"
Person two : "Wow isnt that the eighth one this month?"
Person one: "Yup she is such a skeeze muffin"
Person two : "Wow isnt that the eighth one this month?"
Person one: "Yup she is such a skeeze muffin"
by speakoritllbespoken:truth May 17, 2009
A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 05, 2019