mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.

Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.

by Icare! June 11, 2020

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flesh mountain

A flesh mountain is when hundreds of midgets come together and pile onto each other before they soon become a flesh mountain

Hey Chad, you want to be apart of the flesh mountain tonight?

by datoneguythatyoumightknow December 20, 2019

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

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Mountain Dew Moment

When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.

Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.

by RestroomSign October 2, 2011

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