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Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.
Mum what's math?
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Singapore Math

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.
Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.
by Numerati December 15, 2024
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Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them
"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."
by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025
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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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Math Girl

Girl Math
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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math

I FUCKN' HATE MATH!!!!
by ur mom 8 deez nutz May 2, 2022
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Cool math games

A BIG JUICY FAT ONE. Basically It's just Porn
by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021
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