by Ungryippos November 6, 2018
Get the Ode Big Macsmug. A piece of shit computer that WAS superior to Windows for 25 years. Until Windows 7 (2009) became the reason Mac can go fuck itself. For 10 fucking years, mac has been inferior technology but due to 25 years of superiority, apple's marketing tactics, and empathy for Steve Jobs' death people think this overpriced dog shit is good somehow.(believe it or not I met people who like Apple just because this cunt chose to take herbal medicine instead of first world methods. If he was raised in a third world country where the people know what spices to use, then that's fine, but this guy chose to die of fucking cancer). The one perk people won't stop fucking bitching to PC users about is that macs don't get viruses. Get a fucking brain and realize that macs don't get viruses because software engineers use windows and linux, no software engineer uses mac because macs literally only specialized in consumer needs and not advanced users needs yet somehow they even fucked that up. Think about it a virus is trying to infiltrate data that was put in a program by someone who is educated on computers. Someone educated isn't going to use macs. So it's very simple that viruses don't target macs. A virus could give less fucks about someone's liberal arts degree essay.
15-30 year old student/intern : I need a new computer to complete my schooling or to get working.
A mac expert who says the truth (pretty rare, most of them think apple is good or at least tell you that): Would you like a 1300 dollars of heaping pile of shit that we don't even tell you in advance if it can be upgraded, repairs have to be done in shop, and "only" the software of your apple devices don't belong to you. It's only the fucking software lol, yeah because the hardware is so useful without software isn't it, so you are pretty much a slave of Apple when you sign these Terms and Conditions. The memory is slow as shit which is why we only tell you the memory capacity not the clock speed. The HDD not SSD in spite of the price has 125 GB so that we give you just enough storage that when you run out you tell yourself that I only need a little bit more so you take the free 5 GB in ICLOUD STORAGE (I wonder who fucking owns that) and when you thought it was bad enough that repairs are in shop, you have to pay us fuckers for more than 130 GB storage. You have wasted 1300 dollars on us and now more. The CPU is 1.6 GHz. Not a single fucking component seems to be decent for the price you pay us. We don't get viruses so don't worry about needing an anti virus software. But we aren't going to tell you why viruses don't target mac because that would hurt our ability to hurt consumers and that is against the terms and conditions.
15-30 year old Student/Intern: Mac is gr8
A mac expert who says the truth (pretty rare, most of them think apple is good or at least tell you that): Would you like a 1300 dollars of heaping pile of shit that we don't even tell you in advance if it can be upgraded, repairs have to be done in shop, and "only" the software of your apple devices don't belong to you. It's only the fucking software lol, yeah because the hardware is so useful without software isn't it, so you are pretty much a slave of Apple when you sign these Terms and Conditions. The memory is slow as shit which is why we only tell you the memory capacity not the clock speed. The HDD not SSD in spite of the price has 125 GB so that we give you just enough storage that when you run out you tell yourself that I only need a little bit more so you take the free 5 GB in ICLOUD STORAGE (I wonder who fucking owns that) and when you thought it was bad enough that repairs are in shop, you have to pay us fuckers for more than 130 GB storage. You have wasted 1300 dollars on us and now more. The CPU is 1.6 GHz. Not a single fucking component seems to be decent for the price you pay us. We don't get viruses so don't worry about needing an anti virus software. But we aren't going to tell you why viruses don't target mac because that would hurt our ability to hurt consumers and that is against the terms and conditions.
15-30 year old Student/Intern: Mac is gr8
by stablegasneon_nazi January 23, 2019
Get the Macmug. Synapse Mac is the best Mac exploit u can get forever! Its much better than Opiumware, MacSploit, Hydrogen
by Steve0314 August 17, 2025
Get the Synapse Macmug. by Jayke Mac on Soundcloud December 6, 2022
Get the Jayke Macmug. An absolutely Gorgeous girl who is even more beautiful when you get to know her. She has a way of drawing to herself a variety of different types of people. She's one of them girls that when you see her true self, which she shows to a select few, you'll be hooked on worse then a drug, wanting to know as much as you can about the most outstandingly beautiful person you'll ever meet.
Person 1: Hey, see that girl over there? She's a Mac
Person 2: No! I would've never guessed, now I need to get to know her.
Person 2: No! I would've never guessed, now I need to get to know her.
by I wanna be that man March 16, 2021
Get the Macmug. "How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
Get the Mac Salmonmug. A is a very cute popular funny guy but is a major fuck boy don't trust him he will leave your heart broken.
by Taylor_Lowrance November 19, 2017
Get the Macmug.