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Janis's Law

A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.
Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.
by k-rex October 2, 2007
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Neontaster's Law

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."
by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017
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Girl Law

A stupid law that doesnt exsist but guys think that it does because they have stupid laws.
i mean what is that?
Girl Law 1:
Males cannot know.
by sgdsgfs January 27, 2008
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Cole's Law

Akin to Murphy's Law

Cole's Law:

If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.

Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.
A. Oh Christ! On a day like today I have to deal with my taxes?

B. Cole's Law, mate.
by jimbles August 8, 2009
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Crowder’s Law

The worse the content is, the more of an audience it attracts.

(Coined by Lukav)
Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.
by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021
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sods law

((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

Where...
U = Urgency
C = Complexitty
I = Importance
S = Skill
A = Aggrevation (set at 0.7)
F = Frequency

Eachbetween 0 and 9 - this gives you an answer betwene 0 and 8.6 - the higher, the mor elikely bad luck is!

Hope this helps!
sods law for u :)
their is none.. to be honest...
by Butler February 5, 2005
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Kraven's Law

The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
by xBishop June 27, 2010
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