A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.
Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.
by k-rex October 2, 2007
Get the Janis's Lawmug. Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017
Get the Neontaster's Lawmug. A stupid law that doesnt exsist but guys think that it does because they have stupid laws.
i mean what is that?
i mean what is that?
by sgdsgfs January 27, 2008
Get the Girl Lawmug. Akin to Murphy's Law
Cole's Law:
If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.
Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.
Cole's Law:
If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.
Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.
by jimbles August 8, 2009
Get the Cole's Lawmug. Man #1: Jesus Christ, how did this Ben Shapiro video get over a million views in 24 hours? It’s literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched!
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.
Man #2: Dude that’s just Crowder’s Law.
by Benjamin Pepino Lime February 25, 2021
Get the Crowder’s Lawmug. ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
Where...
U = Urgency
C = Complexitty
I = Importance
S = Skill
A = Aggrevation (set at 0.7)
F = Frequency
Eachbetween 0 and 9 - this gives you an answer betwene 0 and 8.6 - the higher, the mor elikely bad luck is!
Hope this helps!
sods law for u :)
Where...
U = Urgency
C = Complexitty
I = Importance
S = Skill
A = Aggrevation (set at 0.7)
F = Frequency
Eachbetween 0 and 9 - this gives you an answer betwene 0 and 8.6 - the higher, the mor elikely bad luck is!
Hope this helps!
sods law for u :)
their is none.. to be honest...
by Butler February 5, 2005
Get the sods lawmug. The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
by xBishop June 27, 2010
Get the Kraven's Lawmug.