Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Jump

The beginning the very start

You shouldve said that from the jump

by Cracksmkrsbbystter October 2, 2025

22nd Jump Street

Being a throw back. Not knowing it’s not cool to act like a stupid redneck. For example, calling people fags while always wrong how wrong wasn’t a part of everyone’s awareness, which keeps evolving. Refers to someone or a place that is not evolving. 22nd Jump Street can be used to say someone is a bigot without sounding woke.

Don’t invite them here, 22nd Jump Street seriously offends everyone.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.

Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”

by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025

Jump and swing

Reference to hanging, sometimes used as a threat which can bypass moderation.

Hey bill, go jump and swing.

by Evil Lee October 27, 2025

False Jump

A jump where the athlete backs out, ceases, lands feet first (unintentionally), stumbles, or is unable to start a jump.

I’m counting that as a false jump, you forgot your midform.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Half Jump

A jump in quadrobics where all or most of the stages were executed correctly, besides an incomplete or false landing.

A half jump is the good part that happens before a false landing.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025