Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.

I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.

by Red jiggy January 8, 2019

Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

23 jump street

It's Not 73 jump street.

A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.

Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?

* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!

Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)

Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here

Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!

Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**

by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019

pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015

Jumped the fun

WHen you jump the gun but no violence is involved and instead it’s used to describe when someone jumps ahead on the fun someone was having.

1: Heyy! You jumped the fun again!
2: heyy! I’m sorry ☹️

by anonymous August 8, 2018

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017