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Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k
Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too
by User728273 March 9, 2019
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jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern
by Evadely November 1, 2013
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan Tate

Super beautiful and feisty. She is super kind hearted and always sticks up for her friends. When your friends with her, your never fighting alone. She always has your back and will love you no matter what. She is the most outstanding when it comes to making you laugh. Her nostrils flare and she makes jokes about grape rockets. She’s a great person to be around
by Little ding ding April 22, 2019
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jordan

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.
Jordan is amazing a reading
by Soccer mad man September 17, 2018
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Jordan Gipson

Jordan is a titan in the making. He holds immense power and is quite tasteful. His last known location is Instagram @verifyjordan
Jordan Gipson will conquer our realm.
by saper February 18, 2021
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