Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jones boys

The father - son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jonesing

Jonesing is a feeling occurs before acquiring drugs and after running out of them.

6pm: “man Im jonesing for some snow right now”
7am: “FUCK WE RAN OUT OF BLOW! Im jonesing again.”

by Lithium lady January 30, 2023

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

jonesy

a woman who shines from within and probably does yoga and meditates and takes care of herself. she's a light of the earth.

"she's such a jonesy"

"she's such a jonesy girl"

"yeah, I could tell she was a jonesy when I met her"

"I love her! She's such a jonesy."

by hellloogoodbye April 12, 2023

Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)

Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023