Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

Joe the Jew

A savage mother fugger. End of Story.

Danny Blanco is a Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016

Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

JOE is a prick

He is a prick. He loves a purple metal dildo in his bum. He has a 1 inch warrior

Joe is a prick

by Graceful xvsh November 17, 2018

Joe Burkee

The hottest guy in town, can make a girl whip and nae nae on the daily. Eats loco tacos and spews until there's none left.

Fuck, Joe Burkee sent me to the 14th dimension

by Hoebag696969 November 26, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.

I had a sloppy Joe last night.

by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018

Joe Creed

A kid who plays warframe for 80.7 hours in 2 weeks.

"Why does my house smell like beans?" said Joe Creed

by ok👌 October 19, 2018