Jersey Burned

When a person tans so much, they start to look like a person from the many Jersey based reality shows.

Snooki is Jersey Burned.

by Mike Weakley November 22, 2010

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Take you to New Jersey

Have sex with you under the false pretense of a legally binding marriage.

I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.

by fwejrhiwluerchfuiqvbwe November 25, 2007

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jerds • Jersey • Jersey shore • Jersey Girl • jers • Jersey Turnpike • jeris • jerns • Jersey Devil • JERKSTORE

jersey girl

Is with all the hockey players.

"Sydney's a real jersey girl eh"

by sabres1011 July 19, 2009

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On The Jersey Shore

people that go to the jersey shore and live there and kings and queens

Yo Man Were on the jersey shore

by this girl on tonya 98 March 2, 2010

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One who pushes their big fat face into other peoples business disregarding the factual nature of any subject in hand. Tends to sport large ears of an elephants appearance and has absolutely so respect or consideration for others. This type of person is an enormous gossip and is never happy until they have ruined everyone else's lives. Don't ever confront a Jerns for they will take you off of their top 8 or write a myspace blog about you. Most of the time you can't tell if they are male or female.

Dude 1: "Hey, what the HECK is that?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's a Jerns, man. You can never tell!"

"That was SUCH a Jerns move."

by The Krazy Skating Man August 14, 2006

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