crab jesus

A prominent man who has experience with the god who can levitate along the coast of Galveston Texas

I lost my virginity to crab Jesus

by Crab_jesus69 May 2, 2020

kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex

im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.

by huskerevans January 10, 2015

jew for jesus

"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

by Noah123 November 9, 2007

Jesus Christ

The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.

If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.

by tuktuk December 28, 2005

Purple Jesus

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)

P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!

by Jon Weatherhead August 2, 2007

Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009

jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.

Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xfadingxsweetlyx October 19, 2007