Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
Get the Craft Beardmug. A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022
Get the The Bearded Dragonmug. Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?
by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015
Get the beard snackmug. 
When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
Get the Vincent Beardmug. a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024
Get the Work beardmug. by Sahan__ October 10, 2020
Get the No Beardmug.