Irish institute

It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.

Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you

by Noteinteresaqueestres February 24, 2018

Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018

Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole

Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her

by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018

Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.

Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?

by Irish mom March 1, 2018

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

Much like the Irish

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

by BruceDaCariboo May 11, 2018

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017