hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 July 11, 2007

Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla December 20, 2009

crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.

In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021

Car Pocket

Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.

When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.

by bokbok April 15, 2021

fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

by LoviePie March 03, 2020

Pocket Cop

A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.

That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.

by Harley MuthaFukin Quinn November 04, 2020

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 07, 2015