hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

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Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

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Bell Pocket

The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.

Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!

by Coops007 January 11, 2010

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Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla July 23, 2010

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Pocket Filled

A prank which involves sneaking up on somebody and jizzing in their pocket.

This was first developed by hobo's who wanted revenge on people who didnt give them change.

Oh dude, that hobo just pocket filled you... thats nasty

by Fat Boy Kyle April 8, 2011

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