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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine
"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."
by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021
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bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018
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best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed
I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
by iambek November 9, 2019
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Bed Chem

The bond between two or more people in regards to sexual activity.
"Them and I, we have good bed chem"
by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024
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Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
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bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again
I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed
by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021
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