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International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011
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Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.
I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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faint-hearted

A faggot-ass nigga that can't take no thing cause he just be a faggot-ass crying nigga.
"Nigga you shouldn't go see your mum these days... That's just not be for the faint-hearted".
"What you talking about man? I'm the man of the house and it's really been a while since".
"Nigga she be with a straitjacket on man. Shut the fuck up and stay home nigga. I'll just go again, just shut up. The doc can't take no more of your scenes man".
by troll803 March 6, 2023
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heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
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My heart

in new york lingo my heart means your closest person that you trust and got a place in your heart for them. such as a friend family member or s/o
by Luh Flock March 20, 2023
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The Dap of a broken heart

Given or received dap in which one participant rests into the embrace of an endeared friend, colleague and scholar.
“You think the boy Jerry’s ok? I saw him getting the dap of a broken heart. He’s broken man.”
by FelaCutie April 2, 2023
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