goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

Stuck to the goat

When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.

I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.

Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.

by Lokie2517 April 4, 2011

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

Goat Handling

To sexually assault a goat.

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"

"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"

by Spektangle March 26, 2008

dunkin the nuggets in a goat

Pulling kelly and putting your balls in a goats ass

That Kelly loves to sneak out every sat night and go dunkin the nuggets in a goat

by a snowball named jeffrey March 16, 2009