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Your girlfriend 

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
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Holiday girlfriend

is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.
While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.

Velcro girlfriend 

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

Abusive girlfriend 

The fact you read this means she's abusive and your retarded enough to get advice from a dictionary quit beating your dick against your chest crying because your not man enough to bend back over and before you judge me just remember you clicked on me for advice you no selfesteem pussy fart
you have an abusive girlfriend gagging fag

Soft girlfriend remarks 

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,
Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

Lawyer Girlfriend. 

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.
Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.
Lawyer Girlfriend. by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025