Poppy Fordham

Poppy Fordham is a government clone used to steal personal information and data . She and her family is a simulation used to test society as a whole . Her family is a facade used to deceive society .

Don’t say poppy fordhams name ! She’ll get upset .

by Meghnaisawilly June 15, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

Nathaniel ford

Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later

n: I love someone else

by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023

Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Gerald Fording

When you build a car while having sex. This is in reference to how gerald ford made the car

He didn’t seem engaged, he was too busy Gerald fording

by tntisbased June 8, 2024