w faps

Good masturbation material

Friend 1: Yo bro, I just found some w faps for the day
Friend 2: Thanks, goon-lord

by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025

L faps

A way to describe an unattractive person, or in more simpler terms someone you wouldn’t masturbate to.

This girl in my Spanish class is L faps

by Cape more Huzz August 28, 2025

Heavenly Faps

A fap so prideful it sends you to heaven

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven

by jerCough October 5, 2025

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025

Mud Flap

The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.

Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”

Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”

by BucketBear December 25, 2025

Dangity Flip-Flap

1. Oh look at the mishap which as occured.
2. Amazing how that happened.

1. Dangity flip-flap, I spilled my soda.
2. Dagity flip-flap, look how he jumped over that fence.

by Helmut & Jeff December 12, 2003

Passed with swaying flags

In context, the historically correct version of the phrase "...with flying colors". As the latter phrase originates from the time when fleets returned victorious from battles and raised their flags, also know as "the colors".

She did great on the test! She passed with swaying flags!

by frohe weihnachten December 25, 2009