When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.
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A small ginger fellow with an incredible large penis, however he has an obsession with jamming it into large piles of cow shit and then proceeds to eat it off of his penis whilst ejaculating into a mug which he will drink after
by The master cock November 23, 2021
Get the Otter fisher mug.My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
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Get the Finger father mug.The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
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