Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.

When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.

by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019

Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011

Strong Fart

A fart that smells very bad, can also be considered gross.

What's that smell?
John just laid a strong fart.
Ewww gross

by Geenyus October 26, 2012

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.

I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.

by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016