wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

by henryb August 02, 2006

Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 12, 2007

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

Pennsylvania Ballot Dump

After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.

Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!

by PMESS-10" February 11, 2021

Big Dump Energy

When you take a satisfactorily thorough poop and you feel physically and spiritually lighter as a result.

“After I finally dropped some kids off at the pool, I got that big dump energy and no one could touch me.”

by tiffsy April 18, 2021

Love dump

After sex you shit your pants and mold it into the shape of a heart for your partner to caress

Bro did you see her love dump?

by Mr. Burgundy July 11, 2017

Texas Dump Dog

A Texas Dump Dog originated in the Texas Revolution when one soilder took a major dump in a hot dog bun then feed their enemy the warm meal. After the enemy or sexual partner has eaten the dump dog, the "server" fucks the "served" mouth.

I gave dis bitch a texas dump dog and she puked on my junk before I could finish.

She got my special, a extra long chili texas dump dog.

by Billy LangHenry March 03, 2009