Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.

"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."

by Virtual Antiquity August 1, 2018

Door knob

Every body gets their turn

That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up

by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.

En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.

by heyyallwannagivme November 5, 2022

Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021