Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
Get the Dong d’oeuvre mug.A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.
Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025
Get the Boozy Dong mug.Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.
by pickypocket September 8, 2025
Get the Donkey Dong mug.Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.
Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
by Wagmatt January 20, 2025
Get the Dong Thong mug.The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.
by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025
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