Depression is a state of mind in which you no longer care if you live or die. Whoever is reading this, I hope your life improves and you will be able to be happy again. Please remember that there are people who care about you, and I know it's rich coming from me, but please reach out to someone. I wish you all the best and I sincerely promise that you will find a reason to live again.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
Reaching into your chicken McNugget box ready to eat the 6th nugget that was supposed to be there. Then sadly realizing they forgot the 6th one. #depression
by Urban legend gal March 19, 2018
Depression is usually caused by video games and sleeping. This should be cured by screaming at the child until their ears bleed and giving them tons of homework.
by flyingquail100 January 02, 2021
by DefinitionQueen May 17, 2019
Not doing anything that you used to like because you find it boring/exhausting. Being bored a lot and sometimes just sad
Guy 1: hey are you coming to the party later tonight?
Guy2: nah I don't want to
Guy1: oh is it your depression again?
Guy2: yeah
Guy2: nah I don't want to
Guy1: oh is it your depression again?
Guy2: yeah
by E1$ie May 23, 2021
Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019
one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
by Deep dolphin October 16, 2020