One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
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by Motermouth15 December 29, 2015
Get the Crop dropping mug.When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
by The bigg papa March 25, 2016
Get the Crotch talk mug.The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.
Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
by itchymonkey April 6, 2016
Get the crochet-ming mug.Like the walk of shame but when you live in the border of 2 countries, and instead of just walking you need to cross over the bridge.
Dude I hooked up with this Tinder girl last night, got wasted and spent the night at her place, now I have to do the Cross of Shame back to Juárez, can you pick me up at the bridge?
by Urban656 September 3, 2016
Get the cross of shame mug.1) A sexual maneuver involving three or more people. The person in the middle is said to receive on one end and give on the other.
2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.
2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.
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