crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Crush

Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them

Me: I hate having a crush on him, he just wants to be friends!!!

by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022

Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

Crush

It's an uncontrollable obsession for a person that feels so right and they make you so happy but at the end of the day, it sucks if they don't like you back. Then it's just frustrating

I have a huge crush on her. She makes my heart BURRN💓

by Jader9 June 7, 2019

crush

A person you want but can't have.

I have a crush.

by anonymous1864 May 23, 2019

Crash-crush

To have a short term crush on some one which ends in short time and suddenly ( crash as in crash course and crush is just crush)

That was a crash-crush I had on Jay.

by Moonchild21 July 29, 2022

National Ignore your crush day!

OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !

by Zayla_May_Catana October 11, 2021