Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
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I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.
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an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
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person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
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Get the Biased Connection mug.O' connell is not one to mess with. She can be fiesty and ferocious but very dedicated to their irish traditions. These o'connells have a "supposed" talent in art which allows them to think creatively. They can be very demanding and short tempered (especially on someone else's birthday) they have a rather loud voice and once they mark you their enemy your doomed for life. dont mess with an o'connell because they would ruin your life beacuse you might have breathed to loudly. However she does have an unruly sense of humour making the victim and the victims partners laugh however she only cares for her enemy to be gone. However they are attached to sweets and not any sweets but one offered by a rana to know about this creature is dangerous but the rana and o'connell are like bsfs.
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