Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.

I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight

by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021

Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.

"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"

by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
NastyPussy Thots SummersEve

by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”

“Dont worry about it bro, its clams”
Or
“Its all clams”

by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024