circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.

Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"

by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006

bukkake circle of trust

Used in innitiation to test ones capacity. If this person lets this act be prformed on them, then and only then will you truely be able to trust them. A group of men stand in a circle and begin spanking "it" and goo in the man/womans in questions face....Splat!!!

Theres only one way into our group, and if you preform this then we will know that we can trust you. BUKKAKE CIRCLE OF TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!

by Heffe' Sanchez September 21, 2007

circumcision

when you cut the skin off of a baby's penis for no good reason, when they're older they think they're better than guys who aren't circumcised, because they get less pleasure from their dick, and because they think they are cleaner.

circumcised guy: " ha ha, you're not circumcised, you have an ugly dick"

uncircumcised guy: "oh, i'm sorry i didn't get my dick chopped up when i was little because it's supposed to stop me from masturbating!"

circumcised guy: "oh shit man, u mean u get more pleasure than i will ever feel in my dried out little penis?!"

uncircumcised guy: "YEP!"
"look who's laughing now!"

by 65464982 June 6, 2005

circuit girl

(SIR-cut gurl) noun. any gay man, although often butch in appearance is actually a screaming queen, that makes the rounds of the circuit party scene.

Ted: Euwww girl! Look a you! Where do you think your going? Is the circus in town?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc then to the End Up.
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top.
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
Tod: So?

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

circumcised

Male genital mutilation.
A barbaric sadistic practice.

by kraken December 6, 2002

circumdick

To dick around.

From the Latin "circum," meaning "around" + "dick," meaning "dick."

Hey lazy, stop circumdicking and get back to work! Bitch.

by Jackiiiiiiiiiii December 18, 2005