Berries And Cream

When A Guy Masturbates Or Busts A Nut On His own balls

Then The Girl Sucks The Cream And His Balls At The Same Time

Bob: Sucks My Nuts I'm About To Bust
Mary: Oh Yes Berries And Cream, What Fun!

by moises liberato January 3, 2008

pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.

You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.

by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005

Diarrhea Ice Cream

The act of giving someone Diarrhea Ice Cream. To shit diarrhea in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight the shit is then removed from the condom. You then insert the solidified dump up your loved ones arse. The male would then insert his penis inside the anus and penetrate them until the male cums. By this time, the frozen shit would have melted. The person fucking the person then either feltches the mixture of cum and shit out of their lovers ass or they can make the lover do it themself.

"Do you want some diarrhea ice cream?"

"I'd love a good scoop. Let me just get out the condoms and straws"

by Tjay Holt October 7, 2007

Ass cream

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.

"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."

by Lindley August 1, 2006

Ice Cream Sandwich

A threesome between two Black Men and 1 White Girl.

"Jamal and I gave Kelly an Ice Cream Sandwich"- Datrell

by jhe394 July 29, 2009

cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

Sour Cream

A derogatory word used for a pasty white person, especially one who is being racist.

White person: "Look at that nigger over there! You want some chicken? KFC's thataway!"

Black person: "STFU you Sour cream lookin piece of shit!"

by phillysfinest22 September 19, 2011