The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

Cap

A small cylindrical object with usually a pointed or hollowed out point, generally mean to be busted into a haters ass

I busted a cap in that haters ass

by Cowboynigga September 21, 2022

Nat cap

The act of lying because you're too considerate.

I know you.... I know the truth..... no need to nat cap

by TheRealTeej August 3, 2021

No cap

A new slang expression of saying "actually" or "seriously" and being honest about something

Slang: I'm going to achieve this award, no cap.
Meaning: I will and I'm actually going to get this award now.

by AReallyRandomDude July 5, 2022

cap bingus ding

The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.

John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023