Broing Clouds

When two douchebags try to outvape each other.

God, Tony-G is such a douche. Did you see him broing clouds in that guys face during the cloud competition?

by Pythous June 12, 2018

borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf

Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018

fucking bro

A girl who u call bro and think of dem as a bro/sis even if u fucked dem if still call dem bro

Fucking bro a girl u fuck but still call her bro

Boy 1” oh she dank and u fucked her u gunna wifey her “
Boy 2 “Yeh I fucked her but she’s only my fuckin bro innit “

by Ur.girl. June 29, 2018

Bro hoe

Bro hoe
/brō - hō/
noun , improper

1. Your friend, but also your hoe.

2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.

Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.

by Artificialboy™ July 29, 2018

The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019

thx bro

A sentence usually used by women to make men feel themselves in the friendzone, to subtly let them know that they do not have mutual feelings towards the other.

W: “I’m so lonely these days...I wonder if I’ll ever have someone in my life : / “
M: “Don’t be like that... You know, you should look closer and you might discover love where you didn’t even see earlier. ;)”
W: “Nice tip! I’ll keep that in mind, thx bro ^^

by Bubblegum653 February 5, 2019

Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018