Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.

Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:

by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020

Fuck tard

A guy named Jake

Jake your such a fuck tard

by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard April 2, 2012

Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024