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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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talen johnson

The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
He is so nice he must be a Talen johnson.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
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johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
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