sneak wank

When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.

A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.

by Joel6909 February 5, 2017

Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Wank Dungeon

One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum

Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon

by alwp3387 June 1, 2012

Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.

Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank

by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012

Branch Wank

Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.

Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.

by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011