so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

Hero player in smash

hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.

Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.

by McMuffinPuffin November 14, 2023

Player

Is known for the amount of girls he has had a thing with before. Usually has a good appearance which helps him in his act. They will confidently hit up girls they know hardly anything about and try to win them over. You may not even like this person at the start but due to their charm and false words you will start to gain feelings. They will make you feel important and as if you are all they care about. They may even victimise themselves and guilt trip you into liking them. Don’t be fooled they may even be willing to have you meet their friends. They will tell you they love you by text and proceed to explain that they love you over your appearance and that you’re nice. They will talk about you being in their future. They will tell you that their biggest goal in life was to pull you. Finally, they will drop you as soon as you hurt their ego or show you are not suitable for what they want from you (they want to sleep with you but you dodged their kiss so they know you won’t be a suitable target to sleep with anytime soon or you hurt their ego from dodging their kiss). They will leave you heartbroken but still text you every so often. The cycle continues and they start to try to win over another girl.

“After all these months and telling me he loves me and suddenly he doesn’t care one bit?”
“Yep that’s what you call a player”

by Introvertedpsychoanalyst June 25, 2023

Xbox player

People with chlamydia and herpes who swears at their mom because they’re the biggest fags god mad

You’re definitely a xbox player

by Lil skies son February 27, 2020

vanBasco Midi Player

vanBasco Karaoke Player is also a midi player that can play midis so you can hear melodies and you can vibe to it or dance

It's also used frequently at Multiplayer Piano

i use vanBasco Midi Player

by Daniel176 January 12, 2024

Player

An alpha that refuses to be beta. Also a man that understands potential life-extending benefits of social integration. Can’t live with them can’t live without them, so we just live around them for longevity.

Son in this house we’re players and mac’s.

by Young HT March 19, 2022

Player FC

A sports fan or follower who devotes their following/support to a specific player over the club/team said player plays for and believes that the player they're obsessed with is always right and above the club/team.

All you care about is supporting Rashford over Manchester United. You're not a fan of this club, you're a Player FC prat.

by retrodude97 December 15, 2024