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cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded
I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards
by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019
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fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.
"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
by thewetblanket March 9, 2012
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Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.
The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.
by fuern3 January 4, 2017
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Fart-Mic

When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.
I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story
by majorbloodline January 24, 2021
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fart thumper

One who takes penises and rams farts back into anuses
She tried to fart while we was doing it so I used the ol fart thumper
by Amsterado June 4, 2014
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