The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20
by TitsWitz October 18, 2023
He is the sexiest beast the best player at rust and has a massive shlong. nothing is wrong with him and he is so cool his massive arms can destroy anything even the girls he beats sam is a yute and ill bang him out (RHYS IS FAT AND MATAS TOO)
by D2TRAPPYONROAD January 08, 2021
by Dylan_g January 31, 2025
his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
by subtrainer359 June 02, 2022
A wee Fanny.
by XxBlackoutsX April 22, 2017
Dylan needham is a pagan
by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020
by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017