I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023

first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Uncle Streak

Uncle streak is your average European gay man who is addicted to watching shows like 'Friends', sending streaks, and taking pictures and videos of random people in public transport. Also sometimes talking about the good memes

"Uncle streak has sent me streaks for the 69th time today"

by 50 shades of black pearl August 2, 2020