If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007

jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.

person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Dollar Tree Hoe

a female that does anything for a dollar

ashely:Did you hear that Shannon was a dollar tree hoe
karri: Yea and I also heard that she is headjobs for a dollar!!!

by S.Ware January 29, 2009

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.

You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.

by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011

Blue tree

A person who is gay, homosexual. Opposite of a green tree, a straight person.

A: "Look at that guy, he's so hot! Do you think he's a blue tree?"
B: "he definitely doesn't look like a green tree! I bet he is!"

by Bluesttree December 30, 2016

Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

by thisbmypseudonym March 30, 2011